Gimps of the world unite!

Ach! OMG! I realize that we human beings are somewhat klutzy at times, but Christ Almighty, I think if the word "Klutz" was looked up in the dictionary, there would be a picture of me. I bear more bruises today then ever before. It makes me ponder how in the hell I've reached the age of 33 when I seem unintentionally hell-bent on destroying myself, LOL!